TWZ: Can you tackle Cardinals 7-pound burger challenge?

Plus, bizarre glitches in Madden 19 and ESPN's "The Ocho" is back

Wendy Adams
August 08, 2018 - 8:09 am

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New season, new stadium food! The Arizona Cardinals released their new menu for the 2018 season on Tuesday. To say I'd like to eat all of these food items is an understatement.

Clearly, one item that stood out among the rest: "The Gridiron Burger Challenge." The burger, priced at $75, weighs SEVEN pounds and includes: five third-pound burger patties, five hot dogs, five bratwursts, 20 slices of American cheese, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of frieds along with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and "tanker" sace between 10-inch buns. (I think I'm full just reading about the burger).

If a fan (yes ONE, not a group) can finish the burger in one hour, he or she will get an Arizona Cardinals jersey and recognition on the University of Phoenix videoboard. 

Could anyone eat this entire thing in ONE hour?!

Madden 19 is in it's first week of release, and gamers have already found plenty of glitches. In example 1, the L.A. Chargers, in a shocking turn of events, moved the StubHub Center back to San Diego. (Or maybe the people at EA Sports knows something we don't).

Example 2: Le'Veon Bell can 50-yards faster than you can blink. Maybe he did deserve to be the highest paid running back in the league.

Example 3: This happens to be my personal favorite, and it doesn't really have to do with the glitch but moreso with the gamer's reaction to all of the Madden 19 glitches.

Bold Strategy, Cotton! If you turned on ESPN2 already, you may have noticed some sporting events one would see in, well, the movie Dodgeball. That's because "The Ocho" is back in what ESPN calls “the world’s most bizarre, innovative and entertaining” sports. 

Schedule via an ESPN press release:

8 a.m. Fenway Hurling Classic
9 a.m. Amazing Games: Spain
9:30 a.m. Amazing Games: Korea
10 a.m. Premier League Darts
11 a.m. E:60 on ESPN8
Noon SportsCenter on ESPN8
12:30 p.m. Amazing Games: England
1 p.m. Kabaddi
2 p.m. The Saber Legion 2018: Awakening
3 p.m. World Sumo Challenge
4 p.m. Women’s Flat Track Derby
5 p.m. Best of Chess Boxing
6 p.m. Moxie Games
8 p.m. 2018 Dodgeball World Cup
10 p.m. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story